You can fight the evil empire and battle against all sorts of alien nasties, but when it comes to your ex-wife your beloved Star Wars collection of figures and collectables is no match at all! You just do not understand the power of the ex-wife!
This is what Star Wars collector guy had to say about it;
There were about 10 black trash bags with carded figures stuffed into them 400-500 of them! Good thing the weather was cooperative and I was quick enough on the scene to detour the smokers in the alley.
Source [Nerd Approved]