If you’ve ever sat through a three-hour Monday morning meeting and thought, “I wish I could dropkick this entire board of directors,” we have good news for you.
Developer Free Lives (Broforce, Genital Jousting) and legendary publisher Devolver Digital are officially bringing their physics-based, rogue-lite stickman brawler, Stick it to the Stickman, out of Early Access. Mark your calendars: the game hits its full 1.0 launch on PC (Steam) on September 23!
Whether you’re a veteran shareholder who has been brawling since day one or a fresh intern looking to make a splash, it’s time to cash in on that investor capital and experience the ultimate satirical corporate bloodsport.
What is Stick it to the Stickman?
At its core, Stick it to the Stickman is a chaotic, high-impact roguelike brawler loaded with physics-based slapstick combat. Your objective is simple: climb the corporate ladder by literally beating down every red stickman standing between you and the CEO’s office.
Forget polite workplace etiquette and HR policy—in this truly hostile work environment, promotion requires absolute dominance.
Key Features to Expect:
- Sick Combat Moves: Build your combat arsenal from hundreds of unique combinations. Punch, kick, slice, dice, fireball, or jackhammer your way through hordes of compliant co-workers and middle management.
- HR-Approved Arsenal: Why settle for a regular office supply when you can wield staple guns, chainsaws, weaponised farts, and caffeine-fuelled attacks?
- Corporate Expansion: Take over rival subsidiary companies to squeeze out the competition, unlocking new archetypes, boss fights, levels, and passives as you build your corporate empire.
- Solo or Co-op Action: Climb the ladder on your own or bring along a “friend” to cause double the workplace hazards.
What’s New for the 1.0 Launch?
Leaving Early Access isn’t just a label change—the 1.0 update is bringing a massive promotion’s worth of fresh content to the table:
- Two New Game Modes: The 1.0 launch introduces Neurolink and a second, secret mode that promises to wrap up the storyline involving the mysterious Founder, the Shareholders, and the fate of the world itself.
- New Archetypes: The recent Foreign Manufacturing update added the Ninja and Negotiator archetypes, complete with new passives, brutal bosses, and expanded level segments to tear through.
- Refined Physics Slapstick: Expect smoother ragdoll physics, tighter controls, and maximum hilarity in every brawl.
Grab It Before the Price Increase!
Here is a piece of wise financial advice: Buy early. To celebrate the upcoming 1.0 release, Stick it to the Stickman is currently on sale on Steam before the price goes up at full launch. If you want to bag top-tier corporate satire and fluid stick-figure combat at a discount, now is the time to add it to your portfolio.
Get ready to staple your way to executive status when Stick it to the Stickman launches out of Early Access on September 23 for PC.
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