Forget what you know about fantasy games. You’re not the hero with the shiny sword and the gleaming armour. You’re the one who has to deal with the aftermath. Welcome to the deliciously chaotic world of Goblin Cleanup, a co-op cleaning simulator that puts a hilarious twist on the dungeon-crawling genre.

Developed by Crisalu Games and published by Team17, Goblin Cleanup is a game with a brilliant, absurd premise: you play as a goblin janitor, hired by the dungeon manager to tidy up the mess left behind by “brave” adventurers. And let me tell you, those so-called heroes leave behind a spectacular mess. We’re talking pools of blood, severed limbs, broken furniture, and traps sprung.

More Than Just Mopping the Floor

If you think this is just a fantasy reskin of House Flipper, you’re in for a surprise. While you do have to mop up blood (using a slime dispenser, no less), the game’s mechanics are far more involved and, frankly, more fun. Your list of chores is extensive:

• Clean and Mop: Get rid of the blood and gunk. Be careful, though—your mop can get dirty, and a gunked-up mop will just spread more mess!
• Restore Objects: Every chair, table, and barrel has a specific spot. It’s a puzzle game in its own right, requiring you to restore the dungeon to its original state.
• Reset Traps: Those spike plates and crossbows don’t just reset themselves! You have to re-arm them for the next group of heroes. Just be careful not to trigger them yourself.
• Handle Creatures: Some creatures might not have been defeated. You’ll need to respawn the dead ones and deal with the live ones that are still roaming around. Some, like the Shadow Cat, can be “manipulated” by light sources to guide them back to their lairs.
• Restock Loot: It’s not a proper dungeon without treasure. You’ll need to refill chests with gold and other goodies.

The Sweet, Sweet Chaos of Co-op

While you can play Goblin Cleanup solo, the real magic happens in co-op. The game supports up to four players online, and the opportunities for both teamwork and hilarious sabotage are endless. One player can be on blood-mopping duty while another resets traps, but a moment of carelessness can lead to one of your friends being eaten by a mimic. The game’s physics are wonderfully slapstick, making for genuinely funny moments as you toss body parts to a hungry mimic or accidentally splat blood all over a freshly cleaned wall.

There’s no “game over” screen, which is a welcome design choice for a game about chaotic fun. You’ll still get a reward for your efforts, even if you or your teammates die a few times. The amount of money and experience you earn is based on how well you’ve cleaned and restored the dungeon.

The Road Ahead

Currently in Early Access on Steam, Goblin Cleanup has already been a hit with players. The developers, Crisalu Games, have big plans, with a roadmap that includes new biomes, more tools (a “Bone Incinerator” is a popular request!), and even an Egyptian-themed dungeon. The community is actively involved in the development process, and the team is listening to feedback to make the game even better.

If you’ve ever wondered who cleans up the mess after the epic boss battles, or if you’re a fan of cleaning sims with a healthy dose of dark humour and cooperative mayhem, Goblin Cleanup is the game for you. Grab your custom-made mop, put on your finest goblin maid outfit, and get ready to embrace the grime. After all, someone has to do it.

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